Daddy's Home (2015)


It's mental... but I've not seen a Will Ferrell film that's not mental! I loved it. crazy and stupid everything I wanted! 4/5

Special Correspondents (2016)

It's alight... a totally brand new story... it's not often I can say that! I quite enjoyed it 3/5

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)


Spoilers!

So after reading some of the reviews and desperately avoiding any spoilers I went to watch Batman v Superman with an open mind... after all It's 2 of the greatest superheroes that fight it out... it's gotta be epic right? well it was.... well the second half of the film was.

How is it possible that I was bored?

So after the first half of the film, including the boring fight between Batman and Superman it started to redeem itself when Batman went to save Clark's mum... now that was old school Batman, bad ass and unwilling to compromise... superb!

But then....

Superman dies.... well kind of, Whilst the fight between Superman and Doomsday, the US Army decides to nuke their asses above Metropolis... Doomsday lands back on earth with crazy new powers and mega laser eyes while Superman just floats around space all dead and mangled until the sun rises...

So he was dead right?

Yes he was dead... done... gone... bye bye... but he soon healed with the power of the sun, YAY... He flys back down and fights Doomsday some more until Doomsday stabs him in the heart. RIP Kal El.  So if Superman was dead a 2nd time in the same film, why couldn't they just get him some sunlight? surely he would heal?

So anyways, I kinda did like Ben Affleck as The Dark Knight - he kicked some serious ass and no doubt got better as the film progressed.  Wonder Woman was awesome too although she really didn't get enough screen time... She needs her own film.

I'm so grateful that I've been able to watch this but I was just left with a disappointment as I really wanted more from these 2 legends. 3/5


Zoolander (2001)

Get the Blue Steel Look! before Selfies and Duck Faces were a thing... Derek Zoolander is the man! (Who Can't Turn Left) seriously who makes this stuff up??  Did you notice Vince Vaughn as Dereks brother.... he looked so young! 4/5

Deadpool (2016)


I think that the only words to describe this film is MENTAL! it's crazy.. It's like an R rated Bugs Bunny on Acid... perfect.. I love the whole Deadpool knows hes in a film and that he breaks the 4th wall.  He needs to be in the Avengers!! 5/5

Grease: Live (2016)

I loved this, probably a bit more than I should.  Being a huge fan of the film, I was going to love this regardless.  The attention to detail and the production is unbelievable.  I need to watch the film now! 5/5

Knock Knock (2015)


Holy Moly, this film scared the life out of me! it's absolutely terrifying! 4/5

Good People (2013)


For a film that's set in London it's a bit boring and dull. Loads of things happened but it seemed like even the characters couldn't be bothered. If they just wasn't greedy, the film would be over in the first 10 minutes and I would have given it a 3/5 - 2/5

Eye for an Eye (1996)

It's an interesting film. I was really bored at first but when you get in to it, it's actually pretty good with some disturbing scenes. Jack Bauer was awesome too... as psychopathic lunatic. 3/5

RIPD (2013)


Before Deadpool.... Before Van Wilder... He was a member of the RIPD
Kevin Bacon is in this film, You'd think he's cause me to crave Bacon but actually I just signed up for a 24 Month EE Contact... Damn You Marketing!3/5