"Assumption is the mother of all f**kups"
Never mess with the Chef! Seagul is back and he's here to save the world from a lunatic with a Jheri curl who looks like Ross's dad from friends. Lots of guns, wrist locks and even an Apple Newton. Epic 3/5
"This guys a pain in the ass!"
Never ever mess with the chef! Yes this really was the first time I've seen this film. It's actually the first time I've seen a Seagal film in full. Awesome action and Tommy Lee plays a perfect psyco! 3/5
"What's his problem?" "He wants to be president!"
With a cast as amazing as this, how can you not like this film? Storyline is simple but it's the amazing line up of muscle driven action stars that totally make this film what it is. It's totally absurd and bonkers, but honestly, what else did you expect! 4/5
"John Sparton, you are fined 10 credits for abuse of the verbal moral"
Awesome film, great quotes, great soundtrack and I absolutley loved the futuristic sound affects. Physical contact is banned and Toilet Paper has been replaced by the 3 sea shells. Be Well 5/5