The Pickup (2025)

Not even the excellent cast could save this film. 1/5

Time Cut (2024)

I've already forgotten this film. Terrible ending.

If I could go back to 2003 I'd buy Bitcoin.

1/5

Subservience (2024)

Good idea, terrible execution 1/5

Team America: World Police (2004)

It was racist when it came out, it's even worse now. I can't believe I watched this shit 1/5

The Body in the Attic (2023)

Awful, I should have stopped after 5 minutes 1/5 ⭐

Trigger Warning (2024)

Wasn't great. 1/5

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Not good 1/5

Terrifier (2016)

Bag of shit. 1/5

Role Play (2023)

Started well, got boring and predictable quick. It's a same really, I like the cast. 1/5

Woman in the Maze (2023)

The picture above was better than the film 1/5

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)

Stop, just stop for the love of god 1/5

Date Movie (2006)

Terrible. 1/5

Jack and Jill (2011)

Omg it's awful, so bad I can't believe that Al Pacino agreed to the script.

Things you can do that doesn't involve watching this movie:
1. Anything else
2. Sleep
3. Watch literally anything else
4. Watch paint dry
5. Paint room
6. Put your TV in the bin.

Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)

3.6 on IMDb 1/5

Idiocracy (2006)

 

Great cast. 1/5

Not to self for the future, as much as you like the premise, you've seen the full twice now and it's not worth it.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Started good, ended bad 1/5

What Men Want (2019)

1/5

Are we done yet (2007)

Mmmm 1/5

We can be heroes (2020)

Awful, but the kids liked it 1/5

Gemini Man (2019)

This film made me feel weird. The special fx is awful and distracts you from the story.
Sorry Will, this was awful 1/5